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Obama: Illegal Immigrants Want to Work Unlike African Americans

TEXAS - USA - President obama has been officiating another Immigration Reform push along the border by welcoming millions of dreamers into the United States.

“African Americans on the whole don’t want to work, but illegal immigrants do, now there’s the difference. They’re worth something and African Americans not so much. This is the message I gotta give, it’s a hard message to digest but this is why we’re bringing in millions of people into this country because they have a hunger to work — you guys don’t,” president Obama said at a recent Immigration rally which was marred by African American thugs causing disorder and mayhem.

“It is a sad fact that for hundreds of years, African Americans have not made their mark in business, education, science, innovation or entrepreneurship. Instead, millions of blacks are languishing either in prison or on welfare programs relying on EBT systems to feed their large families.

“The only thing that African Americans have contributed to society is a few excellent musicians and thug rappers and sports personalities. That’s it. We had some African Americans fighting in Nam and Korea in the sixties, some in the Gulf war, for that we thank the participants who did their duty for America.

“Unintelligent African Americans on the whole are uneducated, they’re bordering on levels of retardation in fact, especially when it comes to intelligence levels compared to their white or Asian counterparts. Yes, we have affirmative action here in the U.S. but what’s the point I say in filling jobs just because someone is of colour? Why not put people in jobs that can actually do the job and want to do the job. Colour should not come into the equation at all.

“This is why we need immigrants now, and they supersede African Americans in all aspects including work ethic. Blacks had their chance to prove themselves over and over again, but failed. They’re bringing America down, every ghetto, every city like Detroit and Chicago. It’s like a goddamn burdensome cesspit now. They only know how to express themselves through gun violence, theft and brutality.

“I’m an African immigrant myself. I’m not African American, my parents and ancestors were not from slave stock. Now, please don’t say I’m abandoning you African Americans, you abandoned yourselves. Face it, there is no hope for you lazy clowns, sittin’ on your asses all day and stealing sneakers, doing your knockout games on whitey, flash robbing stores and causing riots in Ferguson. Yeah I wanna talk about Ferguson, that boy was rushing the officer, now get over it. African Americans are violent with huge chips on their shoulders, and think this through for one second, the law is the law, it don’t owe you anything just because you’re black. No mo’ gibsme culture please. If you do the crime, officer gonna shoot, that’s it no qualms, no crying over spilled black blood.

“The Illegal Alien Amnesty is going ahead folks, so reach out and embrace these wonderful people who want to work, who want a piece of the dream, because if they work hard enough they will get what you guys could not be bothered to get. They deserve it.”

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36 COMMENTS

  1. “Another issue was in order to make sure that African Americans did not attempt to assert themselves in any way, whether it was voting, whether it was trying to buy land, the white South resorted to terrorism. And that terrorism which was a legacy that never stopped from the time of the Civil War all the way up through this period, reached an intensity in the 1890s and in 1900. And it consisted of lynching African Americans, it consisted of burning African Americans, it consisted of whipping African Americans. It consisted of all kinds of violence against African Americans for asserting themselves in any way. And that’s what terrorism is about. It’s about keeping people from doing something that you think they may want to do. And so it wasn’t just enough to close these avenues to African Americans, it was designed to show them that you can’t do it and so don’t even try. But terrorism was very much a part of the legacy of the South and it’s something African Americans had lived with. They had periods in which it was not as bad as others. And one of the periods in which it was most intense was during the period of the constitutional convention. As a matter of fact, the last 16 years of the 19th century, there were 2500 lynchings in the South. And the majority of them, not all of them, but the majority of them were African Americans. ”
    YOU ESCAPED YOUR TORMENTORS-THEN YOU COME HERE + JOIN IN THE EXCLUSION, HARASSMENT & try to TERRORIZE BROWN SKIN AMERICAN CITIZENS WITH FUZZY HAIR. NOW YOU WANT AMERICANS TO INVITE MORE OF YOU IN? It’s TOO MUCH! YOUR OWN COCKINESS + CARTEL CRAZINESS WILL BRING YOU DOWN. I’m sure you think you have ALL AMERICANS by the BALLS + in AGREEMENT WITH YOU but once they SEE that 20% of WHITE YOUTH AGED 20-26 ARE PERMANENTLY ADDICTED TO YOUR DRUGS + KNOCKED OUT OF THE WORK FORCE BY CARTELS – CARTELS ARE NOT ALL MEN – YOU KNOW! YOUR DONE BECAUSE of the MEAN STATEMENTS you made below + YOU THINK AA’S ARE WEAK BUT SINCE YOU RAN ACROSS THE BORDER YOU’VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED WHAT WE DO IN THE WORKPLACE, school! NOBODY IS SHOOTING YOU IN THE STREETS FOR YOUR CRIMES MAJOR OR MINOR BUT THEY WILL!!!!!!

  2. Blacks had their chance they blew it. Now it’s time for Latinos. We work hard, we produce, we educate our children, we have family units.

    Don’t get angry it’s all your fault. Now get back to the bottom of the pile where you really belong.

    • Back to the dirt huts that over 1000 years still have no floors. they have a roof but can’t figure out how to put the same damn thing on the floor. It’s comical.

  3. TRUTH IS AFRICAN AMERICANS WE RULE NOW LOOK AT UPSTAKING CITIZENS LIKE BILL CROSBY? BARACK OBAMA DA PREZ DON FORGT 50 CENT AND P DIDDY AND JAY Z AND BEYONCEY

  4. I never read such trash as this sorry excuse for an article. Obama is supporting African Americans so stop your trash talk. If you want talk trash do it to yo momma. Yo momma so dumb she prolly believe what Yu say.

    • “Another issue was in order to make sure that African Americans did not attempt to assert themselves in any way, whether it was voting, whether it was trying to buy land, the white South resorted to terrorism. And that terrorism which was a legacy that never stopped from the time of the Civil War all the way up through this period, reached an intensity in the 1890s and in 1900. And it consisted of lynching African Americans, it consisted of burning African Americans, it consisted of whipping African Americans. It consisted of all kinds of violence against African Americans for asserting themselves in any way. And that’s what terrorism is about. It’s about keeping people from doing something that you think they may want to do. And so it wasn’t just enough to close these avenues to African Americans, it was designed to show them that you can’t do it and so don’t even try. But terrorism was very much a part of the legacy of the South and it’s something African Americans had lived with. They had periods in which it was not as bad as others. And one of the periods in which it was most intense was during the period of the constitutional convention. As a matter of fact, the last 16 years of the 19th century, there were 2500 lynchings in the South. And the majority of them, not all of them, but the majority of them were African Americans. ”

      IMMIGRANTS -YOU ESCAPED YOUR TORMENTORS (who not surprisingly look a lot like you)-THEN YOU COME HERE + JOIN IN THE EXCLUSION, HARASSMENT & try to TERRORIZE BROWN SKIN AMERICAN CITIZENS WITH FUZZY HAIR. NOW YOU WANT AMERICANS TO INVITE MORE OF YOU IN? It’s TOO MUCH! YOUR OWN COCKINESS + CARTEL/CC-HACKER/ISIS/COUNTERFEITING CRAZINESS WILL BRING YOU DOWN. I’m sure you think you have ALL AMERICANS by the BALLS + in AGREEMENT WITH YOU but once they SEE that 20% of WHITE YOUTH AGED 20-26 ARE PERMANENTLY ADDICTED TO YOUR DRUGS + KNOCKED OUT OF THE WORK FORCE BY ORGANIZED CRIME FROM OTHER COUNTRIES, WHICH ARE NOT ALL MEN – YOU KNOW! YOUR DONE BECAUSE of the MEAN STATEMENTS you make + YOU THINK AA’S ARE WEAK BUT SINCE YOU RAN ACROSS THE BORDER/arrived here in a SHIPPING CONTAINER/ FORGED your ILLEGAL DOCS/ CAME ON A BOAT ILLEGALLY- YOU’VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED WHAT WE DO IN THE WORKPLACE, SCHOOL, WALKING, DRIVING, or even at the STORE! Honestly, you don’t see weak until you LOOK IN THE MIRROR! NOBODY IS SHOOTING YOU IN THE STREETS FOR YOUR CRIMES MAJOR OR MINOR BUT THEY WILL!!!!!!

  5. Sylas Lazee I’m callin u out nigga. U need 2 git to Atlanta, Georgia and meet me some place. Reply here NOW. iMA BEAT U 2 shades of purple. I dare u 2 reply here nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. The space program was built by African Americans we designed the rocket propulsion systems. A black man invented the computer you hoes are typing on right now. You talking on a cell phone? We invented that. Greek people are from negroes so that mean Pythagaoros was black so was Platoe & Apollo. Go talk yo BS somewhere else. Sh$t talkin.

  7. Writer is confused who is the President of the U.S? An African American performed the first open heart surgery, invented the cotton gin , ironing board etc. We built the white house and we still work today, There are African Americans lawyers, doctors, teachers, scientist, engineers, etc, While African Countries are full of corrupt governments, no running water Maybe the author should go back to Africa and help her own people this is a very mentally confused individual that wrote this article with out an inch of fact.

    • Right! So where are all of these upstanding black inspirations? Shouldn’t they be speaking to the black community and condemning the destruction? Shouldn’t they be claiming their successes with the reminder that you can do it if you WORK for it. Nope. Silence. We hear nothing.

  8. Obama is racists he ain’t even black. His moms was white and he be doin bad shit to African Americans. Where jobs at? We got no hope cuz he mess us up!!!

    • Get a job puto. Stop your bitching and whining get yourself qualified or do something instead of sitting on your lazy n word ass. Look at the Hispanics we’re working we get a job any job we work for our families. We support each other. I bet you don’t even have a dad around. An African American with a dad now that is rare homes. So c’mon get up DO SOMETHING!

      • @maximo-puto-A JOB/WORK wont HELP YOU! NUMBERS DON’T LIE! YOU’VE CROSSED YOUR LIMITS & mathematically your GROUP has PUSHED+SCRAPED it’s way into the VERY REAL, VERY NATURAL LAW “zone of repulsion”! I LOVE HOW THEY R LURING YOU IN WITH “DRIVERS LICENSES FOR ILLEGALS”! You’re FALLING FOR IT! lol YOU’RE DONE HERE! Give it 12 yrs. + you’re going to WISH YOU HAD STAYED WHERE U were QUIETLY!

  9. White people owe us we built your empire. You owe us everything and one way or nother your gonna pay up fools even if we hav to steal back what you owe.

    • So you obviously don’t get what is going on… The “govment” giving blacks the opportunity to dig a deep hole to no return. Then there is the excuse to exterminate the problem. Better wake up now. All it will take is one computer glitch that turns off all EBT cards. 30 days and the blacks will kill each other off. WAKE UP! Work and be self reliant. BTW.. decades of free housing, food, education, medical and affirmative action is PAID IN FULL. You are owed nothing.

  10. Awww. You just left out a couple of things. “some African-Americans fighting in Nam and Korea…” You sort of left out the Tuskegee Airmen in WWII. They never lost a bomber protecting Europe and the United States.
    And when you say blacks have not make a mark in business, innovation or science, well, here again you miss the boat. The first successful open heart surgery- Dr. Daniel Hale Williams- a black man. It was a black man, Dr. Lewis Howard Latimer, not Thomas Edison, who created the carbon filament that makes the electric light possible. Henry Blair- the spark plug. Of course, you know George Washington Carver. But you probably didn’t know the video game console was created by Gerald A. Lawson- a black man. This list could go on and on.
    Contributions to global human rights, I won’t go any further than Martin Luther King, the black man who transformed civil rights in America and set the standard for the world.
    You can argue that these are all individuals but the fact is the mass black population is no less ignorant than the mass white population. Every white person did not fly the first plane at Kitty Hawk, just two brothers.
    Here, I could go on an talk about Nubian alphabet being older than any written alphabet in Europe but that would be taking you somewhere you’re not yet ready to go. Your head would explode.
    Obama could not say the things you attribute to him. He knows better. But then again, he was raised by whites.

    • Henry C. Dalton is noted for performing the first suturing of the pericardium on record. MLK was a philandering adulterer and corrupt individual. The Nubian alphabet was around in the 8th-15th century which does not pre-date Latin, Greek, Sumerian, Phoenician, Aramaic or Coptic or proto-semitic linguistics. As for your assertions on Thomas Eddison, that’s your opinion, possibly based on your hatred of whites. Let’s face the facts, people are still living in mud huts in Africa today and yet over 2000 years ago the Roman civilization was building massive functioning cities with literature, philosophy, poetry, theatre lest we forget under floor heating, banking systems, sewage systems, aqueducts, a highly efficient military system. Please do not put misinformation out there, it discredits you further.

    • I agree with you totally that’s why African Americans are riding high in every strata. You guys are the success story of humanity.

      • @topper-OTHERS DID AGREE TO HATE + STEAL FROM US WHENEVER POSSIBLE! It says in the BIBLE 2’xs that GOD’S HAIR IS LIKE WOOL LIKE MINE! So, I TRUST that it will get SORTED OUT! The 1st shall be last + the LAST SHALL BE FIRST! Stand with TRUTH!
        TRUTH NOT POPULAR OPINION WILL WIN!

    • Now lets see if today’s young black men can do the same.. That’s the problem. They want nothing. They want to be nobody. They have no male figures to look up to. I guess the white man makes the black man run on every women they knock up. Yep. That’s it! White man does it again.
      Ask a military official about blacks in the military today. They will give you the same stereotype as a manager in a production factory. LAZY with no ambitions at all. Just excuses. Truth stings.

  11. To be able to work and be employable first you need an education and be able to speak properly..

    • @pl-MANY CHILDREN OF IMMIGRANTS + IMMIGRANTS STILL WILL NOT SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH AFTER BEING HERE 3 GENERATIONS – THEY STILL GET HIRED, GET LOANS, + DO WELL! R they NOT HELD TO THAT STANDARD? WHY! Stop TRYING TO MIND-FUCK BROWN-SKINNED AMERICANS WITH FUZZY HAIR WITH THAT “speak properly” bullshit. They speak like the SOUTHERNERS that taught (refused) to teach them the language. Others don’t have that excuse they ARE BENEFITING FROM not learning to speak proper English. WHAT’S MORE – YOU GIVE THEM A PASS + NEVER HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

    • They need to dress properly also. They don’t want to assimilate to society but they want to be equal in society. What??? Even a moron can figure that out. Not gonna happen.

  12. What has our country come to? Enforce our laws and this won’t be an issue.

    Why are we obligated to please these ILLEGAL people?

    Good grief! Americans like myself are struggling. I’m employed (temp work) but can’t afford health insurance. I don’t drive much either cause I can’t afford gas. My auto insurance, which the government has yet to ruin, is thankfully only $25/month (from Insurance Panda). Please, Obama! Don’t try to socialize auto insurance! I also cut cable and internet and I haven’t been out to eat or to the movies in god knows how long.

    It infuriates me that these people who don’t even belong here are getting more freebies than tax paying, law abiding citizens like myself!

    Illegal aliens show up and all of sudden the government bends over backwards for them.

  13. Sadly this is how a lot of pro-“immigration reform” progressives in the U.S. think – when presented with multiple credible studies on illegal immigration’s impact on African-American unemployment, they respond with a variation of the above. The truth is that whenever there is an immigration raid on an urban factory it is typical to see long lines of African-Americans lined up to apply for the vacant jobs.

    • Rusty. That was not a factory. That was the Maury show. Some baby momma doesn’t know who da baby daddy is. Free paternity tests!
      PS – A black man is not lazy when they apply for a job. They are lazy when they get the job because they know how difficult it is to fire a black man. come on now, you are smarter than that.

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