Obama Appealing For Black Vote in Midterm Elections

TENNESSEE - USA - President Barack Obama has been on the midterm election campaign trail again and is pleading for black voters to back his party once again.

Unpopular president, Barack Hussein Obama, was appealing for black votes for the Democrats in the upcoming midterm elections today.

Speaking in Tennessee in a ghetto, the president cut his speech short after two minutes when locals had an impromptu block party.

Here is some of what Obama managed to say: “All y’all voted fo’ me lass tam. You know twice y’all voted fo’ me, so Ima gon ax you three tam. Vote for Democrat three tam. Thank y’all fo’ y’all listening y’all get back to dat block partay. Pass me that blunt ni**a, ooh wee!”

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