17.7 C
London
Monday, November 25, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldWhy North Korea is Probably the Safest Place on Earth Right Now

Why North Korea is Probably the Safest Place on Earth Right Now

PYONYANG - N.Korea - Thousands of people in the west are now thinking of migrating to North Korea, as it is a closed off haven away from possible Ebola infection and open borders.

Air traffic into North Korea is almost non existent and this is the reason why it will survive any form of pandemic.

“We knew this would happen sooner or later, something like Ebola. We have time on our hands, while the globalised world is getting infected with one virus after another, we here in the People’s Republic are enjoying ourselves with the thought that we’re out of the globalised community who are in serious danger. Keep letting those planes fly, idiots,” Kim Sum, a regional manager for Pyonyang relayed to the BBC’s South East Asia news service on Wednesday.

So how does one get into the closed off country of N.Korea?

We asked an immigration expert at the University of Kentucky, Dean Summers, who has officiated on many international migration problems.

“If you want to live in N.Korea you have to be a communist and agree to all staunch communistic rules that may apply. Currently, N.Korea is a country that is cut off from the rest of the world, not only politically but travelwise. Although this may be irksome to anyone who wished to try and save their lives from the irresponsible leaders in the West who are wilfully endangering their populations by encouraging Ebola struck countries to fly into the United States and Europe, some people may try and migrate towards South Korea then pass through the border to the North. There are many drawbacks, because you could be deemed as a spy, or break some petty rule and be executed, or worse still sent to a concentration re-education camp.”

Well there you have it, N.Korea is now officially the safest nation in the world.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!