Sarah Palin Says That Ebola is a Country in Canada

ALASKA - Uttar Pradesh - Sarah Palin is back on the campaign trail and lending her worldly geographical knowledge to all and sundry.

Former Governor of the Alaskan Tundra, Sarah Palin has claimed that Ebola is a country right in the middle of Canada.

“It’s right next to the Serengeti and I hope there ain’t no Mooses around or should I say Meese? Huh? Dangerous creatures, that’s why I shoot them all the time. Say, did I tell you about the time I was in Canada, I used to call it the Paris of South America except there weren’t any pyramids there or Yangtze river. Well I been hearing a lot about this Ebola country, and it sounds darn dangerous, maybe they need to shut those Russians down, oh holy bells, I got that mixed up with something, I meant Mount Fuji, or was that Finchley High Street?” Mrs Palin told Fox news during a recent hunting trip.

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