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Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for…

17 years ago

Rottweiler Attacks Down for December

SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav…

17 years ago

Blair Converts to Catholicism

LONDON - England - Tony Blair has caused fresh controversy by converting to Roman Catholicism less than six months after…

17 years ago

Heather Mills to Open Giant Rat Milk Farm in UK

JAKARTA - Indonesia - Eco-warrior Heather Mills McCartney is to open a giant rat milk farm in the UK next…

17 years ago

The Daily Squib Christmas Nintendo Wii Giveaway

The Daily Squib premier news source is proudly giving away a Nintendo Wii to one lucky recipient. It is still…

17 years ago

Entire Labour Government Lost in Iowa

IOWA - United States - The entire Labour Government and Cabinet has been lost in the American state of Iowa.…

17 years ago

Comrade Brown: All Fuel Protests Will be Crushed!

LONDON - England - Recently back from visiting Bolshevik troops in Eurasia and Eastasia, who are fighting on two fronts…

17 years ago

Dumb Britain

LONDON - England - Britain under Labour has plummeted educationally in the International Education League Table. Is Britain coming close…

17 years ago

Supreme Unelected Comrade Brown to Star in Mr. Bean Film

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, the unelected leader of the Labour one-party system in the Westminster duma, is throwing…

17 years ago

Disks Containing 25 Million Personal Records Found

LONDON - England - The disks containing the valuable information of 25 million child-benefit recipients was found today in a…

17 years ago

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