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Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

17 years ago

Amy Winehouse Training for Bolshoi Ballet Debut

MOSCOW - Russia - Celebrity pop starlet, Amy Winehouse is to star in the Bolshoi Ballet production of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping…

17 years ago

Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful…

17 years ago

BBC Airs New Repossession Property Show

LONDON - England - After many years of inciting people to get on the property ladder with property TV shows…

17 years ago

Brown Congratulates Mugabe for Winning Election

NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert Mugabe on winning re-election in Zimbabwe after losing…

17 years ago

Viscount Linley to Present Supermarket Sweep

LONDON - England - Dale Winton who has been presenting the daytime shopping TV show will be retiring next year…

17 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown Denounces Traitors to Era of Change

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged party stalwarts to not be demoralised by…

17 years ago

Doherty Glad to be Back in Jail – Drugs in Prison Better than Street

LONDON - England - Pete Doherty is back in jail today. He is glad to be back in the UK…

17 years ago

Kerry Katona Gives Birth to Bag of Cocaine

CHESHIRE - England - Kerry Katona, the alcoholic cocaine snorting celebrity star has given birth to a large bag of…

17 years ago

Latest: Diana verdict: She’s Still Dead

LONDON - England - The High Court today declared that Princess Diana is still dead and has been dead since…

17 years ago

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