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Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised

CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup…

17 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain…

17 years ago

How Russell Brand Vows to Conquer America

LOS ANGELES - CA - Russell Brand, the almost current World Tiddlywinks champion, is now setting his sights on conquering…

17 years ago

Bank of England: Quality of Life Will Go from Bad to Worse

LONDON - England - The Bank of England chief Mervyn King has warned the masses that their quality of life…

17 years ago

New Labour – New Memoir

LONDON - England - Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy are all abiding by the socialist doctrines of the…

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Reassures Party Faithful After Failed Coup Attempt

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown has quashed a coup attempt to topple his Soviet State…

17 years ago

Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election

London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters…

17 years ago

Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship

London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own…

17 years ago

Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

17 years ago

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