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Damien Hirst Self-Portrait Sells for Record £387 Million

LONDON - England - Sotheby's has sold a Damien Hirst original self portrait for a record amount today.

16 years ago

New London Taxi Cabs Unveiled

LONDON - England - With the price of fuel reaching heady heights, enterprising London cabbies have come up with an…

16 years ago

It’s OK ‘Keep Panic Buying Petrol’ Brown Urges

LONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles…

16 years ago

Britain’s Got Stabbing

LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British…

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown is to (yawn) implement a new stealth tax where every citizen…

16 years ago

Prince William to Join 5 Week Caribbean Photo-op Cruise

WINDSOR - England - Prince William is setting sail on a long Caribbean Navy cruise this summer, an alcohol-fuelled permanent…

16 years ago

Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul’s Money"

LOS ANGELES - CA - The recently divorced wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney last night blamed the lawyers…

16 years ago

UFO Spotted in Blackpool

BLACKPOOL - England - Mysterious objects were seen flying over Blackpool pier on Monday according to eyewitness accounts.

16 years ago

Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown

MANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced…

16 years ago

Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain’s Streets Today

MANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets…

16 years ago

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