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£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

GRIMSDALE - England - Jeremy Paxman, presenter of the BBC's Newsnight, has vowed to join a Marxist commune in the…

15 years ago

Libya Adopts Scottish Bagpipes for National Anthem

TRIPOLI - Libya - The Libyan national anthem is to be played solely by bagpipes as a tribute to Scotland's…

15 years ago

Swine Flu Pandemic Helpline Will Advise People How to Die Quietly, Says Burnham

LONDON - England - Members of the public who die from the deadly swine flu virus will be supported by…

15 years ago

Model Katie Price to Release New Album

ESSEX - England - Record bosses were preparing for a windfall in sales this summer as Katie Price, a.k.a Jordan…

15 years ago

Washed Up Glamour Model Washes Up on Spanish Beach

BENIDORM - Spain - Britain's top model, Jordan, washed up on a beach today much to the delight of holidaymakers…

16 years ago

Amy Winehouse Slips on Banana Peel During Caribbean Holiday

ROSEAU - St Lucia - According to tabloid reports, popstar Amy Winehouse has slipped on a banana peel whilst walking…

16 years ago

Islamic Hate Preacher Abu Hamza Takes Up Knitting in Prison

LONDON - England - Firebrand Islamic preacher, Abu Hamza has taken up knitting in prison.

16 years ago

School’s Egg and Knife Race Ends With Multiple Deaths

MANCHESTER - England - A North Manchester school has failed to break all previous stab records today after a frenzied…

16 years ago

Teenage Murderers To Be Let Off If They Say Sorry Under New Plans

LONDON - England - Teenage murderers, cut throats, slashers and shooters will escape any punishment if they agree to say…

16 years ago

M&S Plastic Bag From 1986 Fetches £3,700 at Sotheby’s

LONDON - England - It was a historic day for auctioneer Sotheby's on Sunday when they managed to sell a…

16 years ago

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