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London Olympics Posters Unveiled

LONDON - England - The British Olympics Committee have unveiled the posters that are set to entice Olympic fans from…

13 years ago

Chav Hoodie Christmas in the U.K.

LONDON - England - It's shopping time for the hoodies and disenchanted youth as they go on mass flash robberies…

13 years ago

UK Used to Have Fourth Largest Gold Reserves Until Gordon Brown Came Along

FIFE - Scotland - One of the main reasons the UK is so vulnerable today and susceptible to economic misery,…

13 years ago

Cameron Wants Happy Britain

LONDON - England - Everyone in the UK is going to be happy, the Conservative/ Lib Dem government has vowed,…

13 years ago

UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"

LONDON - England - The UK government yesterday disclosed the incredible news that the economy is having on average three…

14 years ago

Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

14 years ago

Murdoch Given Green Light to Control All UK Media

LONDON - England - David Cameron promised to his master Rupert Murdoch, before his election into office, he would give…

14 years ago

Miliband Gets Some Balls

LONDON - England - Labour leader, Ed Miliband, finally got the Balls he always wanted when Commissar Ed Balls from…

14 years ago

MP Admits Not Fiddling Expenses

LONDON - England - Herman Phuckah today became the first sitting MP to admit to not committing expenses fraud when…

14 years ago

Why Releasing Violent Criminals onto UK’s Streets Was Planned

LONDON - England - The Justice Secretary, Ken Clarke's U-turn on the Tory election pledge of hard-line tactics on violent…

14 years ago

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