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Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well

LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four…

13 years ago

Argies Think It's 1982 All Over Again

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - The Argentinian government has obviously got a short memory because they seem to have forgotten…

13 years ago

British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA

LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from…

13 years ago

Nick Clegg Fails UK Citizenship Test Could Be Deported

LONDON - England - Deputy prime minister, Nick Clegg, has failed his UK Citizenship Test for the third time and…

13 years ago

Sarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed off his new hat yesterday on the eve of a…

13 years ago

Coalition Plans Massive Soviet Taxpayer Funded House Building Scheme

LONDON - England - As if the UK taxpayer wasn't enough in the red, now the Coalition government is to…

13 years ago

George Osborne: "We Can Tax the Dead"

LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne,has come up with a genius plan to increase revenue…

13 years ago

EU: "World War II Meant Nothing Britain Still Loses"

BERLIN - Germany - Unelected EU officials have told the British PM that Britain must surrender immediately or be economically…

13 years ago

Hipster Disease Infecting Thousands in UK

LONDON - England - Just when you thought it was safe to go out into the streets after the Labour…

13 years ago

Gordon Brown to Save the World Again

KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has come out of hiding to save the world from…

13 years ago

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