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Government Running Out of Things to Tax

LONDON - England - The British government is rapidly running out of things to tax and could even exhaust their…

12 years ago

Murdoch: “Don’t You Dare Tell the Truth Mr Scarfe”

LONDON - England - Questions, questions, questions. Like, why is it OK to be anti-Arab, anti-Muslim, anti-Christian, anti-Palestinian but as…

12 years ago

Queen Wants to Build Buckingham Palace II on Falkland Isles

PORT STANLEY - Falklands - Much to the chagrin of the Argentinians, the Queen is now planning an exact replica…

12 years ago

Monkeys Actually Study Scientists Say Scientists

LEEDS - England - A research centre studying primate behaviour has come to the conclusion that some monkeys are conducting…

12 years ago

George Osborne: “Would You Like a Triple Dip With That Great Depression?”

DAVOS - Switzerland - Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne is to start the Treasury's own chain of restaurants across…

12 years ago

Starbucks Store Inside Starbucks Store Could Fit Two or Three More Starbucks Stores Says CEO

LONDON - England - As if things weren't getting bad enough already with a Starbucks store every 100 yards on…

12 years ago

Prince Charles Selling Horse Burgers From Sandringham

SANDRINGHAM - England - Prince Charles is now selling fully fledged horse burgers from the Queen's Norfolk estate, palace sources…

12 years ago

French Rotten Eggs Stench Reaches UK

LONDON - England - The tax-exiled former French president has landed in the UK as have many of his compatriots…

12 years ago

Would You Buy a Used EU Referendum From This Man?

LONDON - England - Call him Swiss Davi, or David Cameron, he's still trying to sell you something you don't…

12 years ago

Egyptian Mummy is Actually Daddy British Museum Claims

LONDON - England - An ancient Egyptian mummy is actually a daddy according to senior anthropologist, professor Dean Arkleblather of…

12 years ago

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