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Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

Our Beloved Tech Pariah Police State UK Removes Crucial Encryption From Apple Devices – For Your Own Safety!

LONDON - England - Comrades, the Big State and Commissar Yvette Cooper have ordered the capitalist American Apple company to…

1 month ago
THOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and WatchingTHOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and Watching

THOUGHTCRIME UPDATE: Labour Stasi Agents Are Listening and Watching

LONDON - England - All thoughtcrime will be reported and logged by Labour Stasi Agents - RECU and MINITRUE OFFICES.

2 months ago
DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed another direktive this week - smoking in public…

7 months ago
Stasi Britain: Thoughtcrime Now Punished With Jail

Stasi Britain: Thoughtcrime Now Punished With Jail

MANCHESTER - England - STASI BRITAIN DIRECTIVE 34812-E3 will arrest, prosecute and jail any citizen deemed as Thoughtcrime.

8 months ago
Komissariat-5 Comrade Reeves: “Pensioners Will Be Required to Die Earlier”

Komissariat-5 Comrade Reeves: “Pensioners Will Be Required to Die Earlier”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Reeves Stasi Kommandant of Finance for Labour has ordered the early death of pensioners.

8 months ago
Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

LONDON - England - In a new manifesto pledge, the incoming Labour Party plan to have speakers and listening devices…

10 months ago
Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

MANCHESTER - England - Labour leader Comrade Starmer plans on taxing your state pension to use as his personal spending…

10 months ago
Feminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” Banned

Feminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” Banned

LONDON - England - "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" is to be banned by 5th Wave feminists and…

2 years ago
Stasi Commissars Line Up For Soviet Censored Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Stasi Commissars Line Up For Soviet Censored Edinburgh Fringe Festival

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Stasi Commissars and workers enjoyed this year's heavily censored woke soviet Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

2 years ago
Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

LONDON - England - Prepare to leave the capital city as Jeremy Corbyn gears up to bid for the role…

2 years ago