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DIREKTIVE 23912A – SMOKING IN PUBLIC IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

LONDON - Soviet EU UK - Our supreme comrade Starmer has revealed another direktive this week - smoking in public…

3 months ago

Stasi Britain: Thoughtcrime Now Punished With Jail

MANCHESTER - England - STASI BRITAIN DIRECTIVE 34812-E3 will arrest, prosecute and jail any citizen deemed as Thoughtcrime.

3 months ago

Komissariat-5 Comrade Reeves: “Pensioners Will Be Required to Die Earlier”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Reeves Stasi Kommandant of Finance for Labour has ordered the early death of pensioners.

4 months ago

Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

LONDON - England - In a new manifesto pledge, the incoming Labour Party plan to have speakers and listening devices…

6 months ago

Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

MANCHESTER - England - Labour leader Comrade Starmer plans on taxing your state pension to use as his personal spending…

6 months ago

Feminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” Banned

LONDON - England - "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" is to be banned by 5th Wave feminists and…

1 year ago

Stasi Commissars Line Up For Soviet Censored Edinburgh Fringe Festival

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Stasi Commissars and workers enjoyed this year's heavily censored woke soviet Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

1 year ago

Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

LONDON - England - Prepare to leave the capital city as Jeremy Corbyn gears up to bid for the role…

1 year ago

Coutts Bank Dumps Customer Because He Owns a British Flag

THE EU - Coutts bank dumps customer because they owned a British flag once and are proud of their country…

1 year ago

The Bird is Free: Musk Fires Cancel Culture Twitter Soviet Stasi Nasties

TWITTER HQ - USA - The Twitter bird is finally freed from its gulag Stasi cage by billionaire Elon Musk.

2 years ago

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