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Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union,…

3 days ago

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away…

3 days ago

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

SCUNTHORPE - England - Please be patient as the country, through collectivist redistribution of wealth, transitions from socialism to full…

1 week ago

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials.

1 week ago

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

LONDON - England - The head of the OBR has been liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice because he…

2 weeks ago

TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has ordered that juries will be scrapped in most court trials, circumnavigating democracy and…

3 weeks ago

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

MANCHESTER - England - Reeves and Starmer are the gift that keeps giving, as every day they preside over their…

1 month ago

Mass Stabbing Frenzy? “Yep, it’s just another day in Labour’s Britain”

HUNTINGDON - England - It's just another mass stabbing in Labour's Britain. Nothing to see here folks, please move along.

1 month ago

Great News! Comrade Starmer Approval Rating Now -56%

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has hailed his catastrophic poll disapproval rating of -56% as a victory in Labour's…

2 months ago

“Thanks to me appeasing terrorism, Jews are not safe in Britain”

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Starmer reveals appeasing terrorism in the PRSB means Jews are not safe in Britain.

2 months ago

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