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“People’s Soviet Republic of Britain” Detains Journalist Attempting Crime of “Free Speech”

LONDON - England - We can proudly announce that an attempt at "free speech" was successfully thwarted by Soviet Stasi…

5 days ago

5 Methods Apps and Websites Use “Dark Patterns” to Manipulate Users

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Consumers are being manipulated and misled by Dark Patterns used by unscrupulous apps and websites.

4 months ago

Why Instagram Whores Are Cheap, Vulgar and Uncool

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Instagram whores are the epitome of a banal vulgar narcissistic plastic baseness that is inherently…

5 months ago

‘Influencer’ Piece of Sh*t Living in the Lap of Luxury Travels the World in Five-Star Hotels and Boasts a 75-PIECE Wardrobe Worth $2,500

TORONTO - Canada - A three-year-old Instagram influencer piece of sh*t has been jetting off on trips to France and…

7 months ago

“The Rack” Makes a Comeback Thanks to the Snap-Happy Instagram Generation

SCUNTHORPE - England - The infamous medieval torture device "The Rack" has made a comeback with the Instagram generation.

8 months ago

Global Mental Wellbeing Index: UK Second-Most Miserable Nation

LONDON - England - The Global Mental Wellbeing Index shows the UK is the second-most miserable nation in the world.

8 months ago

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