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Comrade Starmer Announces Increase of 5 Grams of Chocolate RationsComrade Starmer Announces Increase of 5 Grams of Chocolate Rations

Comrade Starmer Announces Increase of 5 Grams of Chocolate Rations

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has pronounced an increase of 5 grams of chocolate rations when Labour wins the…

9 months ago
Feminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” BannedFeminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” Banned

Feminists Now Want “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” Banned

LONDON - England - "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" is to be banned by 5th Wave feminists and…

1 year ago
Shame! Woke Septon of Marxist Morality Target Jeremy ClarksonShame! Woke Septon of Marxist Morality Target Jeremy Clarkson

Shame! Woke Septon of Marxist Morality Target Jeremy Clarkson

CHIPPING NORTON - England - Simple farmer, Jeremy Clarkson is to be publicly shamed by the Church of Woke Septon…

2 years ago
The Lost Eccentrics of the World Weep at Woke Prison Camp EarthThe Lost Eccentrics of the World Weep at Woke Prison Camp Earth

The Lost Eccentrics of the World Weep at Woke Prison Camp Earth

LONDON - England - The lost eccentrics and hellraisers of the world look upon the reality of today's Woke insipid…

3 years ago
Oscars: “..and the Mangina Award Goes to..”Oscars: “..and the Mangina Award Goes to..”

Oscars: “..and the Mangina Award Goes to..”

LOS ANGELES - USA - Host of the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel, is all in favour of castration and the emasculation…

7 years ago
West Entering New Puritanical AgeWest Entering New Puritanical Age

West Entering New Puritanical Age

LOS ANGELES - USA - One thing we have learned about puritanical Millenials schooled by mainly Marxist tutors over the…

7 years ago