pandemic

Schools Reopening: Teachers Will Become Infected With Covid-19

LONDON - England - Children and teachers will be at the front line of the COVID-19 Pandemic when schools are…

4 years ago

Shortages: Start Stocking Up On Food Now

LONDON - England - The Covid-19 pandemic has not gone away. This is why you should start stocking up on…

4 years ago

Ninjas Have No Trouble About Wearing Face Masks

LONDON - England - According to the secretive clan of ninjas operating undercover as assassins, wearing masks is absolutely no…

4 years ago

This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be

LONDON - England - The apocalypse seems to be a completely ordered and calm, slow break down in society.

4 years ago

Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

LONDON - England - Scientists have finally realised that airborne particles of COVID-19 hang around the atmosphere for more than…

4 years ago

Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open

GIN LANE - England - The 18th century satirist, William Hogarth would have recognised the scenes last night when social…

4 years ago

CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues

FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial…

4 years ago

COVID-19 Sheeple Desecrate British Beaches

BOURNEMOUTH - England - Hundreds of thousands of sheeple have desecrated British beaches despite warnings of spreading the COVID-19 virus.

4 years ago

Schools Opening in September Amid Cooler Temperatures Perfect Conduit For Second Wave Virus

LONDON - England - Cooler temperatures and schools re-opening will be a perfect conduit for the coronavirus Second Wave.

4 years ago

COVID-19 Virus is Happy That People are Out and About Again

MANCHESTER - England - It's back to infecting humans for the COVID-19 virus as they all come out of hiding.

4 years ago

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