olympics

Experts: Brazil Olympics Will Be Perfect Zika Virus Delivery to Globe

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Due to the Zika virus, scientists have told large swathes of South America to…

9 years ago

Caitlyn Jenner Training For Olympics

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kanye West's mother-in-law Caitlyn Jenner is training for the Olympics this summer and she's raring…

9 years ago

Sochi Lesbians Kiss on the Slopes

SOCHI - Russia - The Winter Olympics got off to a racy start with some icy tonsil hockey that would…

11 years ago

Team GB Claws Back Gold That Gordon Brown Sold Off

LONDON - England - The Olympic GB team has won so much gold that they've got it coming out of…

12 years ago

Aussie Athletes Shipped to Australia After Nicking Gold Medals From Brits

LONDON - England - The Brits have been winning gold medals by the dozen and some Aussies have been caught…

12 years ago

Multiculturism OK In Britain If You Win Gold Medals

LONDON - England - Outside the Olympic stadium they may get spat at or verbally abused for being of a…

12 years ago

Somali Olympic Sailing Team Runs Into Trouble After Shooting and Hijacking Opponents

DORSET - England - The Olympic sailing event got off to an eventful start yesterday when the Somali team tried…

12 years ago

Supergirl Chinese Swimmer Can Fly As Well

LONDON - England - After wowing Olympic audiences with her swimming prowess that defied all laws of physics and human…

12 years ago

Cardboard Cutouts to Fill Empty Olympic Seats

LONDON - England - Cardboard cutouts will be used to act as temporary placeholders in premium seating at Olympic events,…

12 years ago

London Olympics Will Leave Glorious Legacy of Debt and Decline

LONDON - England - Holding the Olympics in Britain as it is sucked under by huge trillion pound deficits is…

12 years ago

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