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LONDON - England - It's that time of year again when more corporately created bland, morose, banal autotuned mime acts…

12 years ago

His Master’s Voice Alas Now Just an Autotuned Mess

LONDON - England - How many X Factor acts were gracing the shelves of HMV as it was consigned to…

12 years ago

Cowell Raw Sewage Injections Taking Toll

LOS ANGELES - USA - Simon Cowell, the man behind untalent shows like the X Factor and Britain's Got Talent,…

12 years ago

‘Bed Intruder’ Video Voted Best Music Video of All Time

LONDON - England - Results are finally in for the best music video of all time, in conjunction with MTV,…

12 years ago

Next Round of Simon Cowell Creations Hits Music Charts This Week

LONDON - England - Not content with polluting the world's entertainment industry with his awful creations, Simon Cowell assaults the…

12 years ago

Music Biz Autotune Songs Now Used to Torture Inmates in Secret CIA Centres

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists and musicians sang and…

12 years ago

Cheryl Cole to Learn How to Play Musical Instrument

LONDON - England - Like most so-called stars these days, Cheryl Cole cannot play a single musical instrument, sing or…

13 years ago

Simon Cowell Needs 'Raw Sewage Injections' to Keep on Top of Workload

NASSAU - Bahamas - Pop exploiter, Simon Cowell, who has polluted the airwaves with his awful shows, is so overworked…

14 years ago

Lady KaKa Honoured for Revolutionising Music Industry

LOS ANGELES - USA - There's a new pop act on the scene who is breaking through all the adverse…

15 years ago

DLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

LONDON - England - X Factor runners-up DLP have held onto the top of the UK singles chart for a…

15 years ago

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