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UPDATE: Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop Escapes “Imaginary” Gun ShotsUPDATE: Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop Escapes “Imaginary” Gun Shots

UPDATE: Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop Escapes “Imaginary” Gun Shots

LONDON - England - The Met police have revealed that Ian Hislop, the Private Eye satire magazine editor, was shot…

5 months ago
Would a Putin Nuclear Missile Make Much of a Difference to London?Would a Putin Nuclear Missile Make Much of a Difference to London?

Would a Putin Nuclear Missile Make Much of a Difference to London?

LONDON - England - The Russians are threatening a Putin nuclear missile on the capital city. Would it make much…

5 months ago
Sadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, HaitiSadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, Haiti

Sadiq Khan Congratulates London Being Twinned With Port-au-Prince, Haiti

LONDON - England - Proud Mayor Sadiq Khan will today celebrate the capital city being twinned to Port-au-Prince in Haiti.

9 months ago
London Has Fallen!London Has Fallen!

London Has Fallen!

LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan has won a third term as Mayor. London Has Fallen!

10 months ago
Rat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of LondonRat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of London

Rat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of London

LONDON - England - The vile reign of rat Sadiq Khan as Mayor of London will probably continue, much to…

10 months ago
Don’t Mention the StabbingsDon’t Mention the Stabbings

Don’t Mention the Stabbings

CROYDON - England - With knife crime so rampant in the UK, many are now ignoring it and simply used…

1 year ago
Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass ExodusComrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

LONDON - England - Prepare to leave the capital city as Jeremy Corbyn gears up to bid for the role…

2 years ago
London: Inside the Capital City Taken Hostage by Brutal GangsLondon: Inside the Capital City Taken Hostage by Brutal Gangs

London: Inside the Capital City Taken Hostage by Brutal Gangs

LONDON - England - The once great capital city is now so dangerous to live in that many fear to…

2 years ago
Sadiq Khan ULEZ £12.50 Per Day Charge to Fund TfL Pay RisesSadiq Khan ULEZ £12.50 Per Day Charge to Fund TfL Pay Rises

Sadiq Khan ULEZ £12.50 Per Day Charge to Fund TfL Pay Rises

LONDON - England - Labour Mayor Sadiq Khan has cursed Londoners with an expansion of the ULEZ Ultra Low Emission…

2 years ago
Sadiq Khan’s Wonderful London Where 87-Year-Old Pensioners in Mobility Scooters Are ButcheredSadiq Khan’s Wonderful London Where 87-Year-Old Pensioners in Mobility Scooters Are Butchered

Sadiq Khan’s Wonderful London Where 87-Year-Old Pensioners in Mobility Scooters Are Butchered

LONDON - England - The cold-blooded murder of an 87-year-old pensioner has gone unnoticed by Sadiq Khan.

3 years ago