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Comrade Starmer Announces Increase of 5 Grams of Chocolate Rations

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has pronounced an increase of 5 grams of chocolate rations when Labour wins the…

6 months ago

Chavs Getting Ready For Comeback Under Labour Government

FILTHINGTON - England - The incoming Labour government also means a resurgence of chavs on our streets.

6 months ago

Comrade Starmer: “You Must be Prepared to Give Up Your Wealth”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer of the Labour Party has outlined his 20-year-plan. You must thus be prepared to…

6 months ago

Politics of Envy: No Point in Working in Labour’s Britain

MANCHESTER - England - There will be no point in working in Labour's Britain, where the politics of envy will…

6 months ago

Labour Plan to Have Speakers and Listening Devices on Every Lamp Post

LONDON - England - In a new manifesto pledge, the incoming Labour Party plan to have speakers and listening devices…

7 months ago

Comrade Starmer: “Your State Pension Will Be My Personal Socialist Spending Spree”

MANCHESTER - England - Labour leader Comrade Starmer plans on taxing your state pension to use as his personal spending…

7 months ago

Labour Land Value Tax (LVT) Will Punish Homeowners With Gardens

LONDON - England - Once Labour wins the election they will introduce a Land Value Tax which will increase tax…

7 months ago

Mass Exodus as Comrade Starmer Kills Off Private Schools

GLOUCESTER - England - Private schools are to be condemned to the scrap heap in Labour's Britain as Comrade Starmer…

7 months ago

Why Unelected Autocrat Rishi Sunak Was Instated into Office

LONDON - England - Here are some reasons why unelected autocrat Rishi Sunak was instated into office.

8 months ago

Local Elections: Murder at the Polls For Rishi Sunak

BLACKPOOL - England - PM Rishi Sunak has suffered a massive poll disaster at the polls in local elections for…

8 months ago

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