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Stab Britain: Less Playgrounds and More Graveyards to be Built

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's youth initiative is being unveiled today in Westminster with more graveyards being built to…

16 years ago

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Reduces Gulag Detentions to 42 Years

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced that all traitorous terrorists to the Soviet…

16 years ago

It’s OK ‘Keep Panic Buying Petrol’ Brown Urges

LONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles…

16 years ago

Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised

CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup…

16 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain…

16 years ago

New Labour – New Memoir

LONDON - England - Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy are all abiding by the socialist doctrines of the…

17 years ago

Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

17 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges Proles to Keep Panic Buying Petrol

GRANGEMOUTH OIL REFINERY - Scotland - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today…

17 years ago

Urgent Announcement from Comrade Brown 10p Workers Reward

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful…

17 years ago

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