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Egyptian Mummy is Actually Daddy British Museum Claims

LONDON - England - An ancient Egyptian mummy is actually a daddy according to senior anthropologist, professor Dean Arkleblather of…

12 years ago

Miliband Wants Poor People to Help the Rich Accept Poverty Too

LIVERPOOL - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband is proposing in his new manifesto that he will implement programs…

12 years ago

Labour Council Snatches Children From Foster Parents For Not Voting Labour

ROTHERHAM - England - The Labour-run council has snatched five children of a family because they did not vote Labour…

12 years ago

Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks…

13 years ago

Miliband to be Prime Minister in Alternate Universe

LONDON - England - Current Opposition Labour party leader, Ed Miliband, has spoken of his aspirations and his strong will…

13 years ago

Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour politician, Ed Balls, has lost both testicles in a horrendous football injury, his office has…

13 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

13 years ago

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Labour-ite Scorned

LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch switched sides from Labour to Conservative after Blair was ousted by Brown and Balls.…

13 years ago

Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

14 years ago

Red Ed Joins Insipid Lame March With No Purpose

LONDON - England - There's nothing worse than seeing people protesting about nothing and offering no solutions or alternatives to…

14 years ago

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