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Lord Mandy: “Starmer Gov. Preparing UK For Talks to Rejoin EU”

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Lord Mandy has been busy of late and has revealed Labour plans for talks to rejoin…

4 weeks ago

Labour: It’s Basically a Free-For-All Until the Money Runs Out

LONDON - England - Because the Labour government has no understanding about how economics works, get your kicks before the…

1 month ago

Comrade Starmer Destroys Portraits of Iconic British Historic Figures

LONDON - England - Our supreme communist leader comrade Starmer has removed and destroyed offensive portraits of iconic British historic…

1 month ago

Nice One! Labour Loses Over £1 Billion in Potential UK Investment

LONDON - England - The Labour government has just lost over £1 billion worth of investment into the UK after…

1 month ago

Enemy of the People: Labour are the New “Robber Barons”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour are officially the enemy of the people and the new robber barons.

1 month ago

Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson Accepted 12 Inch Adult Toy Gifts

LONDON - England - Labour Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson accepted numerous adult toy gifts from a prominent party donor.

1 month ago

Keir Starmer Government Planning Dissolution of the British Monarchy

London - England - The Keir Starmer government has been planning the dissolution of the British monarchy for some time.

1 month ago

Starmer Pays Back 6k of Bribes But Not the Rest £100,000

LONDON - England - PM Keir Starmer has paid back £6,000 of the ill-gotten gain bribes he appropriated totalling £107,000.

1 month ago

Labour Conference: Commissar Reeves Chairman of the Soviet Economy Speech

LIVERPOOL - England - The Labour Conference was bristling today as Soviet Commissar Reeves spoke about the Marxist UK economic…

2 months ago

Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”

SCUNTHORPE - England - PM Keir Starmer reveals that his paid for wardrobe is overflowing with free designer clothes.

2 months ago

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