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Biblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a DinosaurBiblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

Biblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

JERICHO - West Bank - Biblical experts have uncovered a parchment depicting Jesus riding a dinosaur, solidifying Biblical texts further.

2 years ago
New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits ShelvesNew Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

NAZARETH - Israel - You must download and play the new Jesus Christ video game or be forever cast into…

2 years ago
Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not SwimBible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

JERUSALEM - Israel - According to a new archaeological find, Jesus Christ could not swim, but was proficient in the…

5 years ago
If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of PhysicsIf You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

LONDON - England - Is it not time that people started to question their unquestioning blind belief in the super…

6 years ago
Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt WhiskyTheologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky

Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky

ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.

6 years ago
Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’

Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’

COLORADO - USA - New findings from religious scholars reveal evidence that Jesus and his disciples smoked cannabis and used…

7 years ago
Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs BakeryMild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery

Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery

OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger,…

7 years ago
Jesus Photographed by Mars Rover Christians CelebrateJesus Photographed by Mars Rover Christians Celebrate

Jesus Photographed by Mars Rover Christians Celebrate

FLORIDA - USA - Jesus Christ has been photographed by the Mars rover for the first time, and all over…

11 years ago
Jesus to Land in North Korea on WednesdayJesus to Land in North Korea on Wednesday

Jesus to Land in North Korea on Wednesday

TEXAS - USA - Prominent Pastor, Julius Oswald, for the Holy Texas Episcopalypse Baptist church has predicted that Jesus will…

12 years ago
Armed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-outArmed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-out

Armed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-out

CALABASAS - USA - Fifteen heavily armed priests from two neighbouring churches in a small town have been involved in…

12 years ago