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Biblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

JERICHO - West Bank - Biblical experts have uncovered a parchment depicting Jesus riding a dinosaur, solidifying Biblical texts further.

1 year ago

New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

NAZARETH - Israel - You must download and play the new Jesus Christ video game or be forever cast into…

2 years ago

Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

JERUSALEM - Israel - According to a new archaeological find, Jesus Christ could not swim, but was proficient in the…

5 years ago

If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

LONDON - England - Is it not time that people started to question their unquestioning blind belief in the super…

5 years ago

Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky

ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.

6 years ago

Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’

COLORADO - USA - New findings from religious scholars reveal evidence that Jesus and his disciples smoked cannabis and used…

6 years ago

Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery

OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger,…

7 years ago

Jesus Photographed by Mars Rover Christians Celebrate

FLORIDA - USA - Jesus Christ has been photographed by the Mars rover for the first time, and all over…

11 years ago

Jesus to Land in North Korea on Wednesday

TEXAS - USA - Prominent Pastor, Julius Oswald, for the Holy Texas Episcopalypse Baptist church has predicted that Jesus will…

12 years ago

Armed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-out

CALABASAS - USA - Fifteen heavily armed priests from two neighbouring churches in a small town have been involved in…

12 years ago

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