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Gazza Off to Gaza in Peace Deal Bid

MECCLESWORTH - England - Former footballer Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has made another bid to go to Gaza.

10 years ago

Iran Promises to Not Build Any Nuclear Weapons While Building New Nuclear Weapons

DETROIT - USA - A historic agreement on Iran's nuclear programme to keep on building new nuclear weapons was made…

11 years ago

Israel to Fight Over Gaza Rubble

GAZA - Gaza Strip - As Israel prepares for a ground invasion on the tiny Palestinian enclave, Israeli generals are…

12 years ago

Ahmadinejad Opens Own Line of Tehran Dinner Jacket Shops

TEHRAN - Iran - "If you're going to get attacked, might as well dress in style" is the tag line…

12 years ago

Israeli PM Netanyahu to Attend Letterman Show

NEW YORK - USA - The Israeli Prime Minister has finally had an attempted humour transplant and is set to…

12 years ago

Palestine: "Would the Nazis Have Given the Jews Statehood in Europe?"

NEW YORK - USA - The UN has conceded that Israel will never give the Palestinians a legitimate statehood, because…

13 years ago

Israeli PM Says British Mass Murderer Derrick Bird Was Acting in Self-Defence

CUMBRIA - England - Israeli prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, has defended the British mass murderer who killed 12 people in…

14 years ago

Daily Squib Reader Offer: Luxury Cruises Off Coast of Israel

INTERNATIONAL WATERS - Mediterranean Sea - The Daily Squib is offering every reader an offer they can't refuse. How about…

14 years ago

Israeli Hitmen Told to Get Better Disguises

TEL AVIV - Israel - American intelligence services have ordered the Israeli Mossad agency to at least try to disguise…

15 years ago

Impartial BBC to Fly Israeli Flag on News Broadcasts

LONDON - England - In an effort to remain 'impartial' the BBC is going to play the Israeli national anthem…

16 years ago

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