illegal immigration

Channel Migrant Crisis: “Rosbifs Give Us More Money Merci Beaucoup!”

PARIS - France - The French have thanked the British for increasing payments so that more migrants can cross the…

2 years ago

No! Mo is Not Mo No More

LONDON - England - Apparently, Olympics champion, Mo Farah is not Mo Farah.

2 years ago

What Brexit? European Court Stumps British Law Halting Rwanda Flights

LONDON - England - The ECHR halted planned flights to Rwanda holding illegal migrants, therefore stumping British law and the…

2 years ago

Illegal Economic Migrant Safari Trip to Rwanda a Big Hit

DOVER - England - Economic migrants who cross the Channel illegally are to be sent to sunny Rwanda, Africa.

3 years ago

French Police Calmly Watch as 33 Migrants Drown

CALAIS - France - French police calmly watched as over 33 migrants allowed to cross the English Channel drowned in…

3 years ago

Macron Giving Maps of Britain to Migrants Crossing Channel Illegally

CALAIS - France - Macron has ordered his operatives on the French shores to give illegal migrants maps, money to…

3 years ago

Holidaymakers Find Way to Avoid 5-Hour Heathrow Delays Into Britain

LONDON - England - Innovative holidaymakers returning to Britain have found a way to avoid the 5-hour queues at Heathrow…

3 years ago

Illegal Channel Crossing: Merci Beaucoup Priti Patel!

CALAIS - France - The French are appreciative after receiving more money from Priti Patel to escort illegal migrants to…

3 years ago

Biden Eats Ice Cream While Migrants Kept in Cages

MEXICO BORDER - USA - Joe Biden has been checking out the border where immigrants are put in cages as…

4 years ago

Biden Opens the Gates to America For Disease, Crime, Welfare Tourism

ARIZONA - USA - Biden has opened the borders for millions of South Americans to surge into the country from…

4 years ago

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