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“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

“Two Jags” John Prescott Goes to the Great Pie in the Abyss

HELL - The Eternal Inferno - "Two Jags" former Labour Deputy John Prescott will soon arrive in the abyss, awaited…

5 months ago
Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”

Keir Starmer: “My Wardrobe is Now Overflowing With Free Designer Clothes”

SCUNTHORPE - England - PM Keir Starmer reveals that his paid for wardrobe is overflowing with free designer clothes.

7 months ago
You Voted For ‘Change’ While Greedy Keir Starmer’s Snout in the TroughYou Voted For ‘Change’ While Greedy Keir Starmer’s Snout in the Trough

You Voted For ‘Change’ While Greedy Keir Starmer’s Snout in the Trough

LONDON - England - The people who voted for 'change' with Labour are finding out that nothing has changed.

7 months ago
Biden: “Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes”Biden: “Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes”

Biden: “Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden may be in power, but his brain is an atrophied mess where his…

10 months ago
Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”

Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”

THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.

1 year ago
Leaky Harry: “I Did Not Leak Another Private Royal Conversation Again!”Leaky Harry: “I Did Not Leak Another Private Royal Conversation Again!”

Leaky Harry: “I Did Not Leak Another Private Royal Conversation Again!”

MONTECITO - USA - Former royal prince, Harry has emphatically denied that he had anything to do with another leak…

4 years ago
Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below ZeroDodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

LONDON - England - Where was the Big Society proposed by Dodgy Dave when he was prime minister? It seems…

4 years ago
European Super League: Billionaires Want to Make More BillionsEuropean Super League: Billionaires Want to Make More Billions

European Super League: Billionaires Want to Make More Billions

MADRID - Spain - The European Super League was created "to save football", says Real Madrid president Florentino Perez. Real…

4 years ago
Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once AgainDodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

COTSWOLDS - England - Dodgy Dave is at it again, this time he tried to make £65 million in a…

4 years ago
PROPERTY EMPIRE: BLM Co-founder Profits Off the Misery of Black PeoplePROPERTY EMPIRE: BLM Co-founder Profits Off the Misery of Black People

PROPERTY EMPIRE: BLM Co-founder Profits Off the Misery of Black People

NASSAU - Bahamas - BLM Co-founder, Patrice Cullors enjoys her multi-million dollar properties thanks to donations made from supporters.

4 years ago