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Brown Has Weekend Movie Session After American Trip

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been watching movies all of this weekend.

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Lost Fake Eyeball at Start of Washington Visit

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Gordon Brown nearly missed his appointment with American President Barack Obama when he lost his…

16 years ago

Pill to Erase Memories of Living in Gordon Brown’s Britain

LONDON - England - A widely available blood pressure pill could one day help people erase bad memories of having…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Calls for a Tax on Recession

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown will introduce a new tax on recession in addition to all the other taxes…

16 years ago

Comrades We Must Stop Wasting Food Rations

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown is urging the people to not waste food rations and to recycle all that…

16 years ago

Soviet British State Celebrates Comrade Brown’s First Year as Supreme Leader

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Comrade Gordon Brown was today honoured by high party officials and the people…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Reduces Gulag Detentions to 42 Years

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced that all traitorous terrorists to the Soviet…

16 years ago

It’s OK ‘Keep Panic Buying Petrol’ Brown Urges

LONDON - England - Unelected Comrade and supreme leader of the British Soviet state, Gordon Brown, has today urged proles…

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown is to (yawn) implement a new stealth tax where every citizen…

16 years ago

Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised

CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup…

17 years ago

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