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Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution

PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that…

12 years ago

Gérard Depardieu Eats Vladimir Putin

SARANSK - Russia - Gérard Depardieu has eaten the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin announced Saturday, after the French…

12 years ago

French Rotten Eggs Stench Reaches UK

LONDON - England - The tax-exiled former French president has landed in the UK as have many of his compatriots…

12 years ago

Mali Gold Mines Safe For Now French Army Says

BAMAKO - Mali - French commanders have breathed a collective sigh of relief at saving the country's gold mines from…

12 years ago

French Cheese Mountain in Belgium Attributed to Depardieu

NECHIN - Belgium - EU officials are complaining that the latest cheese surplus in the country is nothing to do…

12 years ago

Pope Benedict Topless South of France Photos Sold to French Magazine

COTE D'AZUR - France - The Vatican is 'saddened and disappointed' at the decision by the French magazine Zut Alors!…

12 years ago

Le Marathon Out of France Starts

PARIS - France - Wealthy French people have started to leave the country in droves after the newly formed socialist…

12 years ago

French Now Want You to Pack Defibrillator to Drive Through France

PARIS - France - A new ruling by the French government, which will add to the list of paraphernalia required…

12 years ago

Wealthy French to Leave Sinking Ship France

PARIS - France - Like rats jumping from a sinking ship, the rich French are leaving the country as the…

13 years ago

Sarkozy Exiled to Saint Helena Island

JAMESTOWN - Saint Helena - The former French president will be exiled to the island of Saint Helena in the…

13 years ago

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