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Think Tank: The Core of Britain is Race ConcentricThink Tank: The Core of Britain is Race Concentric

Think Tank: The Core of Britain is Race Concentric

LONDON - England - Some think tank somewhere in the capital city has come up with a paper discussing the…

11 years ago
Eurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be CrushedEurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be Crushed

Eurovision Contest Results Confirm to Putin Why Europe Must be Crushed

MOSCOW - Russia - After the Eurovision Song Contest panned the Russian singers with boos and caterwauls, Vladimir Putin knows…

11 years ago
EU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song ContestEU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song Contest

EU Directive 3459-1564B Now Makes it Compulsary to Watch Eurovision Song Contest

BRUSSELS - Belgium - This year's Eurovision Song Contest will be compulsory viewing for anyone who lives in the Eurozone,…

11 years ago
EU Migrants Could Riot if Demands Not MetEU Migrants Could Riot if Demands Not Met

EU Migrants Could Riot if Demands Not Met

SCUNTHORPE - England - The tiny island of Britain which has endured a mass influx of EU migrants consisting of…

11 years ago
Romanian Benefits Cheat Has Benefits Restored After Learning EnglishRomanian Benefits Cheat Has Benefits Restored After Learning English

Romanian Benefits Cheat Has Benefits Restored After Learning English

READING - England - A Romanian benefits cheat has been rewarded for learning to speak English.

11 years ago
Scots Could Deny England Haggis, Neeps and TattiesScots Could Deny England Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

Scots Could Deny England Haggis, Neeps and Tatties

STIRLING - Scotland - Scottish nationalists are furious that England will not allow them to use the pound sterling currency…

11 years ago
Experts: EU Wants to Know What’s in Your Will For Very Good ReasonExperts: EU Wants to Know What’s in Your Will For Very Good Reason

Experts: EU Wants to Know What’s in Your Will For Very Good Reason

LONDON - England - Britain survived and won two world wars but its ultimate defeat will come from within as…

11 years ago
Cameron: “Phew, EU Referendum Ditched”Cameron: “Phew, EU Referendum Ditched”

Cameron: “Phew, EU Referendum Ditched”

BRUSSELS - Belgium - David Cameron is very happy at the Lords defeat of the EU Referendum bill.

11 years ago
Gun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in ParliamentGun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in Parliament

Gun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in Parliament

LONDON - England - A gun toting maniac was seen in the House of Commons today.

11 years ago
EU Migrants into UK Will Get Free Petrol Says BrusselsEU Migrants into UK Will Get Free Petrol Says Brussels

EU Migrants into UK Will Get Free Petrol Says Brussels

SCUNTHORPE - England - The new Free Roaming Directive from Brussels will allow EU migrants to get free petrol from…

11 years ago