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David Cameron: “I’ve Just Started Reading the Daily Squib”

LONDON - England - Prime minister, David Cameron, fresh back from the G20 has admitted to starting to read the…

10 years ago

Frau Merkel: “Nein, Nein, Nein!”

FRANKFURT - Germany - Chancellor Angela Merkel has denounced repeated requests by subjugate Britisher David Cameron on the subject of…

10 years ago

David Cameron: “I Will Pay £1.7 Billion EU Bill”

ELLESBOROUGH - England - Speaking at the PMs official country residence at Chequers, David Cameron has revealed his resolve to…

10 years ago

£1.7 Billion Bill: Britain Now Officially the Donkey of Europe

LONDON - England - Britain has received a demand for an extra £1.7billion because the economy has outperformed other European…

10 years ago

Why Britain Deserves to Be Ruined by Ed Miliband

LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband is guaranteed a win in the 2015 general election, which will…

10 years ago

Purring Queen Tipped to be Next Downing Street Cat

LONDON - England - The Queen, who likes to purr a lot, has been tipped to replace the Downing Street…

10 years ago

Cameron Election Latest: We’re Not Going to War

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, David Cameron has emphatically denied that Britain is going to war again in the…

10 years ago

David Camoron to Win Election

TRUDGECHESTER - England - The Prime Minister may be on his holidays but that doesn't stop him making new irrelevant…

10 years ago

Juncker: British Houses of Parliament Will Be Made into Shopping Centre

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Jean-Claude Juncker wants the Houses of Parliament to be replaced by a shopping mall.

10 years ago

Cameron Agrees to EU Referendum

LONDON - England - After a swift kick in the polls, David Cameron has finally agreed to an In/Out EU…

10 years ago

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