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Why Reading the Daily Squib is a ‘Better Pain Relief Cure than Painkillers’

YAKIMOVO - Bulgaria - A team of neurologists found that reading anything from the Daily Squib can lead to "partial…

12 years ago

Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

12 years ago

Netanyahu Talks About Daily Squib at UN

NEW YORK - USA - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu brought out a prop at the UN to illustrate what…

12 years ago

Pussy Riot Girls Holding Daily Squib Writers Ransom

LONDON - England - The English Pussy Riot Girls entered the Daily Squib offices at 7 am this morning and…

12 years ago

Man Dies After Reading Daily Squib 40 Hours Straight

TAINAN - Taiwan - A man was found dead in an internet cafe after reportedly reading the Daily Squib newspaper…

12 years ago

Daily Squib to Float

LONDON - England - Just like Facebook has floated on the stock market, so too will the Daily Squib, our…

13 years ago

Henry Kissinger to Get Job Writing For Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Former Nixon-era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, is dropping everything in his Connecticut ranch to fly…

13 years ago

New Year’s Pledge to Save World Economy Give £5 to Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The world's economy depends on people giving a tiny bit of their wealth to beneficial organisations…

13 years ago

No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea

PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans…

13 years ago

Daily Squib Holding Company to Start Galactic Flights £45,000 Per Ticket

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is to become a major competitor to Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic space flights,…

13 years ago

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