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Invest in Squibcoins They’re Safer

LONDON - England - Forget Bitcoins, what a disaster, how about Squibcoins? A sure fire winner in any investment portfolio.

11 years ago

This Article Went Viral Tomorrow

LONDON - England - Hello. You are now reading this viral article from the future and it has gone kind…

11 years ago

Crazy Old Woman Did NOT Bequeath £500,000 to the Daily Squib

LONDON - England - There was anger and chaos in the offices of the Daily Squib newspaper today as news…

11 years ago

Win Cash Prizes – The Daily Squib Giga-Competition

LONDON - England - We at the Daily Squib are truly generous, and we are giving the lucky winner of…

11 years ago

Hollywood Film Flop Studios Trying to Hire Squib Writers

LOS ANGELES - USA - With all the Hollywood flops this summer, desperate Hollywood bosses say they need some real…

11 years ago

J K Rowling Relieved She is Not Secretly Behind Daily Squib Stories

EDINBURGH - Scotland - J K Rowling has revealed that she has not secretly penned any Daily Squib stories and…

11 years ago

Ex Bottom of League NHS Surgeon Now Daily Squib Writer

LONDON - England - The new NHS league tables for NHS surgeons are now an automatic job recruiting tool for…

11 years ago

Yahoo Set to Buy New Daily Squib Startup Fumblr

SAN JOSE - USA - After a quick meeting in the dark with the demure CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer,…

12 years ago

MIT Supercomputer Developed to Write Daily Squib Stories

MASSACHUSETTS - USA - Computer geek boffins at MIT have finally developed a computer that can write Daily Squib articles…

12 years ago

Why Reading the Daily Squib is a ‘Better Pain Relief Cure than Painkillers’

YAKIMOVO - Bulgaria - A team of neurologists found that reading anything from the Daily Squib can lead to "partial…

12 years ago

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