crime

Justice Served: Hero Police Officer Justifiably Shot Criminal

LONDON - England - A hero police officer, who was wrongly prosecuted for murder, simply for carrying out his duty,…

2 months ago

Work Harder So Your Tax Money Can be Spent On Albanian Criminals

KNIGHTSBRIDGE - England - It is essential that you work harder, so your tax money can be used to furnish…

2 months ago

Fun Times in NYC – Former Governor and Son Brutally Beaten

NEW YORK CITY - USA - Former Governor David Patterson and his son were brutally beaten whilst walking their dog.

2 months ago

UPDATE: Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop Escapes “Imaginary” Gun Shots

LONDON - England - The Met police have revealed that Ian Hislop, the Private Eye satire magazine editor, was shot…

3 months ago

Music Biz: “P. Diddy is Apparently a ‘Kiddie Fiddler’ According to Lawyer”

MIAMI - USA - According to many verified reports, pop star P. Diddy is allegedly a "kiddie fiddler".

3 months ago

Thousands of Dangerous Criminals Released Early Celebrate

HMP WANDSWORTH - England - There were celebrations across the country as criminals released early into the public expressed joy.

3 months ago

Violent Prisoner Asked to Leave Prison Before Finishing PS5 Game

BELMARSH - England - A violent prisoner asked to leave prison before finishing his PS5 game has decried the new…

4 months ago

Two-tier Policing: Nightmare of the Notting Hill Carnival

LONDON - England - A Notting Hill resident describes the "nightmare of the Notting Hill Carnival" and two-tier policing.

4 months ago

Career Criminals to be Cautioned on Second Murder Offences

LONDON - England - Career criminals are to be cautioned on second murder offences, but may spend a week in…

4 months ago

Britain to Present Machete Fighting and Stabbing as New Olympic Event

PARIS - France - Labour's Sport Minister is to present British machete fighting and stabbing to the Olympics Committee for…

5 months ago

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