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Biblical Experts Reveal Jericho Parchment of Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

JERICHO - West Bank - Biblical experts have uncovered a parchment depicting Jesus riding a dinosaur, solidifying Biblical texts further.

1 year ago

Experts: Christians are Programmed to Create Armageddon

LONDON - England - Christians are programmed to create armageddon on earth because it says it will happen in the…

2 years ago

Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring

LUXOR - Egypt - Easter was stolen from the pagan goddess Eostre, and all the elements of the pagan festival…

4 years ago

Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

JERUSALEM - Israel - According to a new archaeological find, Jesus Christ could not swim, but was proficient in the…

5 years ago

Bishop Proposes Working Brothel to Entice People into Cathedral

ROCHESTER - England - After a series of failed attempts to entice people into the cathedral, the Bishop is proposing…

5 years ago

If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

LONDON - England - Is it not time that people started to question their unquestioning blind belief in the super…

5 years ago

Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over Internet Now

CHRISTCHURCH - New Zealand - Thanks to social networks like Facebook, livestreaming massacres spread far and wide across the internet.

6 years ago

Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky

ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.

6 years ago

#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will or Consent

BETHLEHEM - Palestine - Bible experts who adhere to #MeToo are saying that God had sex with Mary without her…

6 years ago

The Slow Death of Infowars and its Right Wing White Christian Crusade

TEXAS - USA - Infowars has effectively been purged from the major tech controlled web hubs.

6 years ago

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