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Chavs Getting Ready For Comeback Under Labour Government

FILTHINGTON - England - The incoming Labour government also means a resurgence of chavs on our streets.

5 months ago

Oh Dear! Britain’s Tourist Subclass Not Welcome in Europe Anymore

MAGALUF - Spain - Some European travel destinations are clamping down on Britain's tourist subclass holidayers.

2 years ago

Baby Lilibet Given First Pole Dancing Set by Meghan

CALIFORNIA - USA - In a final insult to HRH the Queen, Meghan and Harry have named their daughter Lilibet,…

3 years ago

White Dee Takes Jade Goody’s Place

BIRMINGHAM - England - White Dee has had her benefits stopped. Be prepared for a media onslaught for the next…

11 years ago

Britain Could Send First Chavs to Mars By 2021

LONDON - England - The British government have taken on the interplanetary challenge of colonising Mars with chavs by the…

12 years ago

Boy Considered School Outcast for Not Stabbing Enough

MANCHESTER - England - Twelve year old schoolboy, Kev Peters is today in hiding all because he has not been…

17 years ago

Jade Goody Tries to Eat Nightclub Reveller Alive

ESSEX - England - Ex-Big Brother contestant, Jade Goody, tried to eat an Essex nightclub reveller while the woman was…

17 years ago

Rottweiler Attacks Down for December

SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav…

17 years ago

15 Yr Old Boy Awarded ASBO For AK-47 Shooting Skills

MANCHESTER - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today awarded a fifteen year old boy an ASBO in recognition for…

17 years ago

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