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Paris Hilton’s Size 14 Feet Featured on McCain Ad

LOS ANGELES - CA - Grandiose airhead 'celebuturd', Paris Hilton, has had her huge size 14 clowns feet featured in…

16 years ago

Is Emphysema the new Anorexia?

LONDON - England - The fashion and music world has found a new disease, no not Amy Winehouse -- Emphysema.

16 years ago

Madonna to Adopt New Husband

LONDON - England - Pop star, Madonna is to adopt a new husband from Africa.

16 years ago

Amy Winehouse Punches Fan After He Offers Her Singing Lessons

GLASTONBURY - England - Amy Winehouse the famous drugged up celebrity, viciously punched a singing instructor who happened to be…

17 years ago

Leaked Chinese Democracy Tracks Cause Net Sensation

LOS ANGELES - CA - Download the exclusive Guns N' Roses tracks from the long awaited album Chinese Democracy. Right…

17 years ago

Rumer Willis Takes it on the Chin

LOS ANGELES - CA - The genetic offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Rumer, is taking up pro boxing…

17 years ago

Michael Jackson to Undergo Surgery to Reverse Whiteness

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson, the artist who has undergone major surgery during his lifetime to appear white,…

17 years ago

Paris Hilton Sawn in Half

LAS VEGAS - Paris Hilton was chopped in half over the weekend but unfortunately lived to tell the tale.

17 years ago

Britain’s Got Stabbing

LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented British…

17 years ago

Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul’s Money"

LOS ANGELES - CA - The recently divorced wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney last night blamed the lawyers…

17 years ago

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