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People Tolerated Savile and HarrisPeople Tolerated Savile and Harris

People Tolerated Savile and Harris

LEEDS - England - Great evil is allowed to continue because people who know very well what is going on…

11 years ago
Desperate French Resorting to Hiring Out Versailles to Vulgar CelebritiesDesperate French Resorting to Hiring Out Versailles to Vulgar Celebrities

Desperate French Resorting to Hiring Out Versailles to Vulgar Celebrities

VERSAILLES - France - The French have had to undergo many indignities throughout their colourful history, however hiring out the…

11 years ago
White Dee Takes Jade Goody’s PlaceWhite Dee Takes Jade Goody’s Place

White Dee Takes Jade Goody’s Place

BIRMINGHAM - England - White Dee has had her benefits stopped. Be prepared for a media onslaught for the next…

11 years ago
Inconsequential Celebrity is Having Another BabyInconsequential Celebrity is Having Another Baby

Inconsequential Celebrity is Having Another Baby

LOS ANGELES - USA - Some inconsequential celebrity is having another baby the news says again.

11 years ago
Katie Price to Marry Skull CrackerKatie Price to Marry Skull Cracker

Katie Price to Marry Skull Cracker

HARLOW - England - After her sixteenth disastrous marriage, former glamour model, Katie Price is to marry the notorious Skull…

11 years ago
Miley Cyrus Faces Long Recovery From ‘Extreme Allergic Reaction’ to Dignity and TalentMiley Cyrus Faces Long Recovery From ‘Extreme Allergic Reaction’ to Dignity and Talent

Miley Cyrus Faces Long Recovery From ‘Extreme Allergic Reaction’ to Dignity and Talent

KANSAS - USA - Miley Cyrus could be in celebuturd sick bay for another ten years because of an "extreme…

11 years ago
Experts: Why Celebrity Fashionistas are all Dropping OffExperts: Why Celebrity Fashionistas are all Dropping Off

Experts: Why Celebrity Fashionistas are all Dropping Off

GENEVA - Switzerland - Peaches Geldof and L'Wren Scott are two recent victims of the fashion celebrity circuit, and even…

11 years ago
Nigella Accepted For Cookery Show in ColombiaNigella Accepted For Cookery Show in Colombia

Nigella Accepted For Cookery Show in Colombia

BOGOTA - Colombia - Nigella may have been barred from entering the United States but she's fighting back.

11 years ago
Unconscious Couple Caught Coupling Consciously by Semi-Conscious PolicemanUnconscious Couple Caught Coupling Consciously by Semi-Conscious Policeman

Unconscious Couple Caught Coupling Consciously by Semi-Conscious Policeman

LOS ANGELES - USA - Police at Venice beach were said to be very confused, after finding a couple in…

11 years ago
Madonna Grows Escargot For Gourmet DinersMadonna Grows Escargot For Gourmet Diners

Madonna Grows Escargot For Gourmet Diners

NEW YORK - USA - Iconic pop star, Madonna has been cultivating a secret under her arm pits, it has…

11 years ago