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The Fappemus: Muggles Want to Expose HermioneThe Fappemus: Muggles Want to Expose Hermione

The Fappemus: Muggles Want to Expose Hermione

HOGWARTS - Harry Potter Land - A very grown up Hermione Granger is in trouble, the muggles have figured out…

11 years ago
Adult Film Stars Outraged After Fully Clothed Photos LeakedAdult Film Stars Outraged After Fully Clothed Photos Leaked

Adult Film Stars Outraged After Fully Clothed Photos Leaked

LOS ANGELES - USA - A group of female adult film stars are said to be outraged after photos of…

11 years ago
Caught in the iCloud Female Hollywood Celebs in Frenzied FapocalypseCaught in the iCloud Female Hollywood Celebs in Frenzied Fapocalypse

Caught in the iCloud Female Hollywood Celebs in Frenzied Fapocalypse

LOS ANGELES - USA - Every iCloud has a silver lining, and the last 48 hours have changed the nature…

11 years ago
Farewell Joan Rivers You Will be Missed by Liberals EverywhereFarewell Joan Rivers You Will be Missed by Liberals Everywhere

Farewell Joan Rivers You Will be Missed by Liberals Everywhere

MANHATTAN - USA - Politically correct liberals all across the United States were in mourning today at the loss of…

11 years ago
Next Kate Bush Concert Scheduled When She’s 91Next Kate Bush Concert Scheduled When She’s 91

Next Kate Bush Concert Scheduled When She’s 91

LONDON - England - Fans were said to be eager and waiting for the next Kate Bush concert in 35…

11 years ago
British Bake Off World War III Latest NewsBritish Bake Off World War III Latest News

British Bake Off World War III Latest News

EAST TEDDINGTON - England - There's some very important news circulating about the British Bake Off which you must read…

11 years ago
New Celebrity Excrement Bucket Challenge AnnouncedNew Celebrity Excrement Bucket Challenge Announced

New Celebrity Excrement Bucket Challenge Announced

LONDON - England - Every celebrity likes to be seen doing something so they can be seen by others and…

11 years ago
Actor Has Social Responsibility to Comment on News IncidentActor Has Social Responsibility to Comment on News Incident

Actor Has Social Responsibility to Comment on News Incident

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood celebrities have a responsibility to make inane, uninformed comments on actual news stories, political…

11 years ago
One Direction Zayn Malik Issues Fatwa on IsraelOne Direction Zayn Malik Issues Fatwa on Israel

One Direction Zayn Malik Issues Fatwa on Israel

LONDON - England - Pakistani pop auto-tuner Zayn Malik has put a fatwa on all Israeli fans of Simon Cowell…

11 years ago
Shia Labeouf Joins Shia Militia in IraqShia Labeouf Joins Shia Militia in Iraq

Shia Labeouf Joins Shia Militia in Iraq

BAGHDAD - Iraq - Former Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf embarked on a journey last week to join a Shia militia.

11 years ago