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Music News: New Elton John Album Out SoonMusic News: New Elton John Album Out Soon

Music News: New Elton John Album Out Soon

NEW YORK - USA - The latest album by the Rocket Man, involves many people including his husband, David Ikeafurnishing.

9 years ago
BREAKING: Celebrity Cook Jamie Oliver ElectrocutedBREAKING: Celebrity Cook Jamie Oliver Electrocuted

BREAKING: Celebrity Cook Jamie Oliver Electrocuted

LONDON - England - Celebrity mockney cook, Jamie Oliver has been electrocuted. The news of his passing was greeted favourably…

9 years ago
Six Jeremy Kyle Guests that Look Like NagsSix Jeremy Kyle Guests that Look Like Nags

Six Jeremy Kyle Guests that Look Like Nags

SCUNTHORPE - England - Chat show host and CHAV agony aunt Jeremy Kyle helps some of the saddest individuals in…

9 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: Unhinged Trump Finally Loses it On Campaign StageBREAKING NEWS: Unhinged Trump Finally Loses it On Campaign Stage

BREAKING NEWS: Unhinged Trump Finally Loses it On Campaign Stage

COLUMBUS - USA - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has shot himself in the head during a campaign performance that…

9 years ago
Black Overload: Oscars Go All WhiteBlack Overload: Oscars Go All White

Black Overload: Oscars Go All White

LOS ANGELES - USA - The Hollywood Oscars this year are all about race according to disgruntled black actors, but…

9 years ago
Caitlyn Jenner Training For OlympicsCaitlyn Jenner Training For Olympics

Caitlyn Jenner Training For Olympics

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kanye West's mother-in-law Caitlyn Jenner is training for the Olympics this summer and she's raring…

9 years ago
Celebrity Big Brother Electric Chair Will Be Announced Next WeekCelebrity Big Brother Electric Chair Will Be Announced Next Week

Celebrity Big Brother Electric Chair Will Be Announced Next Week

ELSTREE - England - Celebrity house guests for Celebrity Big Brother's umpteenth episode are set for an electrifying time as…

9 years ago
At Least Bowie Missed the Tube StrikeAt Least Bowie Missed the Tube Strike

At Least Bowie Missed the Tube Strike

LONDON - England - David Bowie is dead, he died today, but at least he didn't have to endure another…

9 years ago
How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations?How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations?

How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Serious security questions are being asked as to how celebrity Kim Kardashian infiltrated a high level…

9 years ago
The Force is Now FemaleThe Force is Now Female

The Force is Now Female

HOLLYWOOD - USA - First we had a new Mad Max and now we have a new female Star Wars,…

9 years ago