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Champagne Socialist Lily Allen Sells Her Four Luxury Homes to Live in Jungle

CALAIS - France - Former pop star who was educated at a top private school yet spoke in a mockney…

8 years ago
Vindicating John Cleese On JournalismVindicating John Cleese On Journalism

Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism

LONDON - England - John Cleese is perfectly correct in voicing his concerns about Scottish dominance in the English press.

8 years ago
First Picture of Kardashian Armed RobberFirst Picture of Kardashian Armed Robber

First Picture of Kardashian Armed Robber

PARIS - France - The Daily Squib has received an exclusive first photograph of one of the armed robbers who…

9 years ago
Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

LONDON - England - People have been surprised to find that the institution of football is corrupt to the core.

9 years ago
World Powers Convene After Brangelina SplitWorld Powers Convene After Brangelina Split

World Powers Convene After Brangelina Split

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations security council has convened in emergency session after news trickled through that…

9 years ago
Milo Yianapapapadopulos Prolapse Shame Live On TalkshowMilo Yianapapapadopulos Prolapse Shame Live On Talkshow

Milo Yianapapapadopulos Prolapse Shame Live On Talkshow

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrated narcissistic banal show off, Milo Yianapopopoulos has been hospitalised after undergoing an anal prolapse…

9 years ago
Privileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in AfghanistanPrivileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in Afghanistan

Privileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in Afghanistan

LONDON - England - Carey Mulligan, a deeply socialist actress has vowed to donate all her millions and go and…

9 years ago
$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well

$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well

NEW YORK - USA - With something resembling a cripple parade, Kanye West and his cheezy show is transcending all…

9 years ago
Burning Man Hypocrisy BurnsBurning Man Hypocrisy Burns

Burning Man Hypocrisy Burns

NEVADA - USA - Parasites that clamp onto events like Burning Man are an injustice that for many is too…

9 years ago
Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump WinsStreisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins

Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins

LOS ANGELES - USA - Acclaimed nasal cartilage toting Barbra Streisand is joining the list of disgruntled celebrities threatening to…

9 years ago