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Shami ‘Champagne’ Chakrabarti Unveils New Champagne Label

LONDON - England - Shami Chakrabarti, the epitome of champagne socialism, has opened her own champagne in Islington.

8 years ago

Champagne Socialist Lily Allen Sells Her Four Luxury Homes to Live in Jungle

CALAIS - France - Former pop star who was educated at a top private school yet spoke in a mockney…

8 years ago

Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism

LONDON - England - John Cleese is perfectly correct in voicing his concerns about Scottish dominance in the English press.

9 years ago

First Picture of Kardashian Armed Robber

PARIS - France - The Daily Squib has received an exclusive first photograph of one of the armed robbers who…

9 years ago

Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

LONDON - England - People have been surprised to find that the institution of football is corrupt to the core.

9 years ago

World Powers Convene After Brangelina Split

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations security council has convened in emergency session after news trickled through that…

9 years ago

Milo Yianapapapadopulos Prolapse Shame Live On Talkshow

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrated narcissistic banal show off, Milo Yianapopopoulos has been hospitalised after undergoing an anal prolapse…

9 years ago

Privileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in Afghanistan

LONDON - England - Carey Mulligan, a deeply socialist actress has vowed to donate all her millions and go and…

9 years ago

$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well

NEW YORK - USA - With something resembling a cripple parade, Kanye West and his cheezy show is transcending all…

9 years ago

Burning Man Hypocrisy Burns

NEVADA - USA - Parasites that clamp onto events like Burning Man are an injustice that for many is too…

9 years ago

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