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Lily Allen Foregoes One of Her Yearly Holidays to Help Tower Block Survivors

KENSINGTON - England - Champagne socialist 'singer' Lily Allen is to cancel one of her yearly holidays so she can…

8 years ago

Feminist Amber Rose Sells Fur Burger to Saudi Sheikh For $600

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia - Empowered 'feminist' and rap skank stripper, Amber Rose has sold her vagina to a Saudi…

8 years ago

Guy Ritchie Del Boy King Arthur Falls On Its Sword

LOS ANGELES - USA - Whichever Warner Bros executive thought it would be wise to spend $175 million on a…

8 years ago

Johnny Depp Fed Lines Through Earpiece For Everyday Conversations

LOS ANGELES - USA - Johnny Depp's former managers have claimed the star is fed everyday conversation lines through an…

8 years ago

Farewell to Bill O’Reilly

CHICAGO - USA - Fox News Anchor, Bill O'Reilly has finally been ousted from the network.

8 years ago

Michio Kaku and Richard Dawkins in Fist Fight Drama

LOS ANGELES - USA - The celebrity scientists were both attending the same book launch for some scientific tome, when…

8 years ago

Communist Remoaners Have a Go at Sir Michael Caine

LONDON - England - According to media reports, Sir Michael Caine has been harangued by Remoaners on Twitter.

8 years ago

Pathetic Lame Duck President Trump Overruled Again by Judge

NEW YORK – USA – Donald Trump, despite his election campaign promises, is officially a lame duck president.

8 years ago

Confused Feminist Celebrity Shows Off T*ts

LOS ANGELES – USA – An actress who pedals her sexual attractiveness at every turn to further her career is…

8 years ago

Oscars Doo Doo Land Wins

HOLLYWOOD - USA - No one has heard of the films that were allegedly winners in this year's Oscar ceremony…

8 years ago

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