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Shark Week: Michael Phelps Loses Both Legs to Great WhiteShark Week: Michael Phelps Loses Both Legs to Great White

Shark Week: Michael Phelps Loses Both Legs to Great White

CANCUN - Mexico - After serious outrage and disgust by shark fans when Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps raced a digital…

8 years ago
Sir David Attenborough Examines the Wonders of Britain’s MotorwaysSir David Attenborough Examines the Wonders of Britain’s Motorways

Sir David Attenborough Examines the Wonders of Britain’s Motorways

PORTSMOUTH - England - Sir David Attenborough examines the wonderful displays from aggressive males on Britain's motorways.

8 years ago
BBC PAY: Chris Evans Demands Pay Rise From £2.5 MillionBBC PAY: Chris Evans Demands Pay Rise From £2.5 Million

BBC PAY: Chris Evans Demands Pay Rise From £2.5 Million

SALFORD - England - According to recently published data on BBC salaries, Chris Evans is still not happy.

8 years ago
Saudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious PoliceSaudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious Police

Saudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious Police

USHAYQAR - Saudi Arabia - Officials chasing a mini skirted woman in the desert have come to the conclusion that…

8 years ago
YouTube Snowflake Generation Killing Themselves EpidemicYouTube Snowflake Generation Killing Themselves Epidemic

YouTube Snowflake Generation Killing Themselves Epidemic

THE INTERNETS - USA - How low has humanity gone, that people either kill others over an online pc game…

8 years ago
Queen Celebrates Royal Income Boost by Flying Her Favourite Spitfire Around BalmoralQueen Celebrates Royal Income Boost by Flying Her Favourite Spitfire Around Balmoral

Queen Celebrates Royal Income Boost by Flying Her Favourite Spitfire Around Balmoral

BALMORAL - Scotland - With all this ongoing Brexit shenanigans, Harry's mental issues and Philip's health, the Queen has some…

8 years ago
Cosby Juror: “When I Sat Down in Court Bill Handed Me Glass of Water”Cosby Juror: “When I Sat Down in Court Bill Handed Me Glass of Water”

Cosby Juror: “When I Sat Down in Court Bill Handed Me Glass of Water”

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - One of the jurors in the Bill Cosby rape case, an attractive 28-year-old woman has revealed…

8 years ago
DAY OF RAGE: Bourgeois Islingtonian Leftists Get Their iPhones OutDAY OF RAGE: Bourgeois Islingtonian Leftists Get Their iPhones Out

DAY OF RAGE: Bourgeois Islingtonian Leftists Get Their iPhones Out

LONDON - England - No doubt, the well fed privileged white anti-capitalists will be out today for the Day of…

8 years ago
Transcript of Unaired Portions of Megyn Kelly’s Interview with Alex JonesTranscript of Unaired Portions of Megyn Kelly’s Interview with Alex Jones

Transcript of Unaired Portions of Megyn Kelly’s Interview with Alex Jones

DALLAS - Texas - The Daily Squib has acquired an unaired portion of the divisive Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones interview.

8 years ago
Lily Allen Foregoes One of Her Yearly Holidays to Help Tower Block SurvivorsLily Allen Foregoes One of Her Yearly Holidays to Help Tower Block Survivors

Lily Allen Foregoes One of Her Yearly Holidays to Help Tower Block Survivors

KENSINGTON - England - Champagne socialist 'singer' Lily Allen is to cancel one of her yearly holidays so she can…

8 years ago