benefits

Benefit Mother of 11 Who is Given £500,000 Taxpayer House Says People With Jobs Need to Work Harder

TEWKESBURY - England - According to a benefits single mother with eleven children all from different fathers, the £500,000, seven…

11 years ago

Why You’ve Got to Do Your Job Well So You can Pay Other Peoples’ Benefits

LONDON - England - The government has come up with a new initiative to encourage professionals to work longer hours…

12 years ago

Stephen Hawking Signs Up to Universal Credit

LONDON - England - Iconic scientist, Stephen Hawking has signed up to the new Universal Credit benefits initiative brought in…

12 years ago

Mick Philpott to be Face of Labour at Next General Election

DERBY - England - The Labour party was proud to announce the new campaign today to put Philpott on thousands…

12 years ago

Iain Duncan Smith to Do Shelf Stacking Says Cameron

LONDON - England - The former Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, who was unceremoniously sacked…

12 years ago

Bankrupt Argentina Wants to Move Whole Country to Falklands For UK Benefits Culture

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - It has finally been revealed what Cristina Kirchner, the Argentine leader is planning to do…

12 years ago

Mass EU Third World Immigration Means Death of UK Welfare State

LONDON - England - The already overcrowded British cities are heaving at the seams with people. Resources are pushed to…

12 years ago

Miliband Wants Poor People to Help the Rich Accept Poverty Too

LIVERPOOL - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband is proposing in his new manifesto that he will implement programs…

12 years ago

Paralympics Proof That Disability Allowance Could Be Cut

LONDON - England - The amazing dexterity and strength of the Paralympians is proof that the government may not need…

12 years ago

Britain Could Send First Chavs to Mars By 2021

LONDON - England - The British government have taken on the interplanetary challenge of colonising Mars with chavs by the…

12 years ago

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