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Socialist Biden’s Woke Banks Don’t Even Have Risk OfficersSocialist Biden’s Woke Banks Don’t Even Have Risk Officers

Socialist Biden’s Woke Banks Don’t Even Have Risk Officers

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Who trusts the US banking system? If you have not started taking your money out…

2 years ago
Angry Bank Robbers Come Away Empty Handed After Deutsche Bank RaidAngry Bank Robbers Come Away Empty Handed After Deutsche Bank Raid

Angry Bank Robbers Come Away Empty Handed After Deutsche Bank Raid

HAMBURG - Germany - Bank robbers hoping for a lucrative robbery were shocked to find nothing at the main branch…

9 years ago
Natwest Still Running on Windows 97Natwest Still Running on Windows 97

Natwest Still Running on Windows 97

LONDON - England - It was business as usual for Natwest customers yesterday as they could not withdraw any cash…

12 years ago
Tips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base RateTips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base Rate

Tips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base Rate

LONDON - England - The Bank of England is planning a negative base rate of minus 8% so if you…

12 years ago
Stocks Surge By 0.003% AgainStocks Surge By 0.003% Again

Stocks Surge By 0.003% Again

NEW YORK - USA - Stocks were up 0.003% this morning after an incredible rise of 0.002% yesterday and by…

12 years ago
U.S. Authorities Take $1.9 Billion Cut From HSBCU.S. Authorities Take $1.9 Billion Cut From HSBC

U.S. Authorities Take $1.9 Billion Cut From HSBC

NEW YORK - USA - The U.S. Government is taking its cut of $1.9 billion from HSBC who they say…

12 years ago
ATM Machines to Give Electric Shocks if No Cash in AccountATM Machines to Give Electric Shocks if No Cash in Account

ATM Machines to Give Electric Shocks if No Cash in Account

LONDON - England - Banks are fighting back at customers who do not have enough money and from next week,…

12 years ago
Banker Sacked For Getting a ConscienceBanker Sacked For Getting a Conscience

Banker Sacked For Getting a Conscience

LONDON - England - A banker, who was sacked on Tuesday for getting a sudden pang of conscience, is set…

13 years ago
Thousands Ringing Banks Asking to Only Pay Back 50% of DebtThousands Ringing Banks Asking to Only Pay Back 50% of Debt

Thousands Ringing Banks Asking to Only Pay Back 50% of Debt

LONDON - England - After hearing of Greece's wonderful luck in having 50% of its debt written off by the…

13 years ago
Armed Robber Forces Local Bank to LendArmed Robber Forces Local Bank to Lend

Armed Robber Forces Local Bank to Lend

STOKE-ON-TRENT - England - Susan Benson, 34, was so desperate for a bank loan for her new flower business that…

15 years ago