Gay Man Comes Out as Olympic Diver

PLYMOUTH - England - A gay man has come out as an Olympic diver it was revealed today.

In a tearful YouTube confession the gay man said that he had always fantasised about diving into Olympic pools from a great height.

“In spring this year my life changed massively when I jumped into a pool off a diving board, and that made me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great.”

The man was hailed for his courage by celebrities on Twitter for admitting that he liked to jump into pools from diving boards wearing nothing but a pink tutu.

“Ooh! Pools are just so gorgeous and sensual. I like nothing better than to thrash around on my designer Italian marble bathroom floor and pretend I’m in the water splish sploshing. My boyfriend has been very supportive of me and says I should go for gold, we do that every night of course, but I want to really do it in a pool and get a medal for being an Olympic diver. I had to tell everybody so I could get all that attention I crave so much.”

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