LONDON - England - Embarrassing manager for the Arsenal football club, Arsene Wenger was spotted in a Bond Street shop buying an expensive shoehorn yesterday.
The shoehorn purchased for £6.75 was the first thing Wenger has bought in three years
“This shoehorn is symbolic of my current status as Arsenal manager. They’re going to need a very big one to get me out of this job I’m failing in. Hey, at least I bought a shoehorn, eh, as for good players for the team that’s another matter,” the once great manager said before getting in his chauffeur driven limousine.
Next week, the tight fisted Arsenal manager wants to buy a matchbox, to symbolise the club’s trophy cabinet.
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