WEST SUSSEX - England - Former British Javelin Champion, Fatima Whitbread, has won this year's Movember competition after no man in the whole of the U.K. could possibly come close to her amazing moustache growth.
“We just had to give it to Fatima. I mean November is not even over, and we declared her the winner mid month. You can’t get better than her moustache, it’s perfectly coiffed and she even waxes it every morning. A magnificent specimen if ever I saw one,” Constantine DeMarcos, one of the Movember judges told Sky news.
Fatima Whitbread entered the competition on the 1st of November and was crowned Movember winner by the 15th of the month. This is an amazing achievement and she has helped raise over £350 for mens charities.
An ecstatic Fatima Whitbread said today: “I will wear my Movember with pride. This is better than any gold medal at the Olympics.”
Miss Whitbread has won a big tub of moustache wax and a year’s supply of heavy duty jock straps for those intense Strictly Come Dancing sessions.
Since its humble beginnings in Melbourne, Australia in 2010, Movember has grown to become a truly global movement inspiring more than 1.9 Million men to participate with formal campaigns in Australia, New Zealand, the US, Canada, the UK, South Africa, Ireland, Finland, the Netherlands, Spain, Denmark, Norway, Belgium and the Czech Republic.
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