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Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

LONDON - England - People have been surprised to find that the institution of football is corrupt to the core.

 

Over the past few days, thanks to the Daily Telegraph, we’ve been getting the profound news that the institution of football is a corrupt one, with bungs left right and centre, brown envelopes stuffed with dodgy money, and England managers so greedy that a £3 million pay packet is not enough for a little bung here or there.

In other news, the pope has a propensity to cover up stories of paedophilia in the Catholic church, bears like to defecate in the woods, and African Americans like to riot.

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